FW: Big Brother - little brain - Classic Quotes

date posted 13th July 2001 13:29

I'm sorry if this isn't the place for this, but it is quite funny, and its
friday.


>God!! There are 9 of us in here.....!!!
>It does not seem to be as many as at the start!!!...? - Helen
>
>I dreamed last night when I was asleep...? - Helen
>
>There's less people in the house than we started with? - Helen
>
>Do I look chubby, I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have lots of pictures
>taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday?. - Helen
>
>The problem is you're so similar - but in different ways.? - Amma
>
>I was nervous and I'm never nervous? - Paul
>
>If there were less people in here it would be less crowded.? - Dean
>
>You do have 5 fingers don't you?? - Helen
>
>I think I'm the only Welsh person in here? - Helen
>
>On her G.C.S.E's: ?God.!! How come you lot have got loads and I have only
>got 2? - Helen
>
>I probably sound Welsh on the telly? - Helen
>
>Dean playing ?The Look of Love? with Amma singing along,
>Helen : ?Is that one of your songs, Dean??
>
>I love blinking, I do!? - Helen
>
>It would have to be - like - half a trained dog? - Amma
>
>What is a Liberal Democrat?? - Helen
>
>Is the jelly cooked? - Helen
>
>This is big brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You have 2
>minutes to get dressed...?Helen: ?dressed? what as in clothes??
>
>Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!? -Helen
>
>Bubble was balancing the 3 juggling balls on Brian's head as he was reading
>a book on the sofa and Helen said: ?that's fantastic that is, does he
>know??
>
>Helen, the first one in the hot tub- (Sun behind clouds, cold outside) It's
>just like being in Spain!?
>
>What does insanity MEAN???? - Helen
>
>Brian: What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25??
>Helen: Actually, I'm only 23?
>
>Stuart: What's Deans greatest fear??
>Bubble: Going insane?
>Helen: No it isn't, its insanity he's scared of?
>
>Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers? - Helen
>
>I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the same size? -
>Helen
>
>I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I teach
>dancing because they might think I'm being big headed?. - Helen
>
>Josh: I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered.?
>Helen: ?Covered in what??
>
>Dean told the group how fans had stalked members of his band.
>Helen seemed shocked. I've never been stalked. It doesn't happen in Wales,
>
>... They're self-indulged with themselves... - Helen
>
>I fancy cheese on toast
>A while later...
>I fancy something to eat but I'm not sure what I fancy ? - Helen
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>What's in kidney beans?? - Helen
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>(when Helen was cutting Paul's hair) Helen : I don't think any camera is on
>me right now?
>Paul : yeah except for the one right in front of us!
>Helen : Oh yeah
>
>Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?? - Helen
>
>Brian to Helen: Did you make any mistakes cutting people's hair??
>Helen: When I was training, I cut someone's necklace off?.
>
>Helen to Dean: Can you play the Vengaboy's are coming Dean?, No?.