Panda in a restaurant

date posted 3rd January 2002 09:33

OK I know it's not Friday


> A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats
> the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
>
> As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, Hey! Where are you
going?
> You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
>
> The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
>
> The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
> panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct
> black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

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Kathy
http://www.vendetta.co.uk
DNRC Minister for Useful but Irritating Information and Trivia
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