Re: FN-FORUM Panda in a restaurant

date posted 3rd January 2002 11:37

Um.. I've heard the naughty version of that Panda
joke: He takes a pro to his hotel room... and the rest
I'm sure you can imagine.

--- Carla Boulton [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: >
It's Ok Kathy, as well as being queen of the tat my
> favourite joke is
> A horse walks into a bar
> The barman says "why the long face"
>
> on 3/1/02 9:41 am, Vendetta Sales and Admin at
> [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote:
>
> > OK I know it's not Friday
> >
> >
> >> A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and
> orders a sandwich. He eats
> >> the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the
> waiter dead.
> >>
> >> As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts,
> Hey! Where are you
> > going?
> >> You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for
> your sandwich!"
> >>
> >> The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man,
> I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
> >>
> >> The manager opens his dictionary and sees the
> following definition for
> >> panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin,
> characterized by
> > distinct
> >> black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
> >
> >
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