Re: FN-FORUM Panda in a restaurant

date posted 3rd January 2002 12:28

as we're on the subject...

Man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder - says to the barman -
'Pint for me, half a pint for Tiny.'
Barman pours drinks, puts them on the bar.
Barman says: 'Why do you call him Tiny?'
Bloke says: 'Coz he's my newt'.

Happy New Year,
Dave
www.glitterarty.co.uk




----- Original Message -----
From: Martin Kellie [EMAIL REMOVED]
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Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2002 11:11 AM
Subject: RE: FN-FORUM Panda in a restaurant


> As did the Polar bear, who went to the bar tender "I'll have a...an
> er...a...er...pint of lager" The bar tender says "Why the big pause"?
>
> Martin Kellie
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Carla Boulton [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Sent: 03 January 2002 11:06
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> Subject: Re: FN-FORUM Panda in a restaurant
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> It's Ok Kathy, as well as being queen of the tat my
> favourite joke is
> A horse walks into a bar
> The barman says "why the long face"
>
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