Re: FN-FORUM [OT] M$ XP...

date posted 10th January 2002 10:48

Did they not tell you about the holes in Linux/Apache?

----- Original Message -----
From: "Alan Newman" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2002 8:44 AM
Subject: RE: FN-FORUM [OT] M$ XP...


> Many a true word spoken in jest!
>
> Went to a free lancer seminar last night on internet security.
>
> It is frightening how many security holes there are in NT/XP/2000 and IIS!
>
> *strokes Linux/Apache setup*
>
> Alan
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Ema
> Sent: 09 January 2002 16:30
> To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Subject: FN-FORUM [OT] M$ XP...
>
>
> > > YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP, ARE YOU SURE
> > > YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?
> > >
> > > Yes.
> > >
> > > ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
> > >
> > > Yes.
> > >
> > > ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE?
> > >
> > > *****yes!******
> > >
> > > OK, THEN. JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE REQUIRED TO ASK YOU
> > > THAT NOW. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A PICKY
> > > CONSUMER AND SUPPORTING THAT WHOLE "ANTI-TRUST"
> > > NONSENSE. INGRATE.
> > >
> > > Just get on with it.
> > >
> > > ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP. FIRST WE NEED TO
> > > CHECK YOUR SYSTEM FOR COMPATIBILITY. THIS COULD TAKE
> > > SEVERAL DAYS.
> > >
> > > Groan.
> > >
> > > THE INSTALL PROGRAM HAS DETECTED SEVERAL POSSIBLE
> > > PROBLEMS AND WILL NOT LET YOU INSTALL XP.
> > >
> > > Problems? What problems?
> > >
> > > THE VIDEO CARD YOU ARE USING APPARENTLY DOES NOT WORK
> > > WITH THE MOTHERBOARD.
> > >
> > > But I'm using it at this very moment.
> > >
> > > THAT IS IRRELEVANT.
> > >
> > > But if the video card isn't working with the mother
> > > board then I can't very well see this warning message
> > > telling me that the video card wasn't...
> > >
> > > DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOOL ME WITH LOGIC, I AM A MICROSOFT
> > > PRODUCT. LOGIC DOES NOT WORK ON ME. I HAVE ALSO FOUND
> > > THE FOLLOWING MINOR ERRORS: WINDOWS XP IS INCOMPATIBLE
> > > WITH THE FOLLOWING HARDWARE - MONITOR, KEYBOARD,
> > > MEMORY CHIPS, MOTHERBOARD BIOS, WEB CAM, SCANNER,
> > > SOUND CARD, USB CONTROLLER, CD/R DRIVE, MICROPHONE,
> > > AND FLIGHT STICK.
> > >
> > > All that?
> > >
> > > YES. AND THE HARD DRIVE IS RIGHT OUT TOO. WE DON'T
> > > LIKE THE MANUFACTURER.
> > >
> > > Well what *DOES* work?
> > >
> > > THE MOUSE.
> > >
> > > The mouse?
> > >
> > > YES. AND THE 5 1/4 DRIVE.
> > >
> > > I don't have a 5 1/4 drive.
> > >
> > > YES YOU DO.
> > >
> > > No I don't.
> > >
> > > WHAT'S THAT THEN?
> > >
> > > It's a 3 1/2 drive.
> > >
> > > NO IT ISN'T.
> > >
> > > Yes it is.
> > >
> > > YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART YOU KNOW.
> > >
> > > Look, can you just install XP on my system and I'll
> > > download the latest drivers for everything later?
> > > Please?
> > >
> > > WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN *YOUR* SYSTEM?
> > >
> > > Well it is mine.
> > >
> > > NO IT ISN'T.
> > >
> > > It bloody well is.
> > >
> > > NUH-UH. YOU SIGNED THE AGREEMENT WHEN YOU OPENED THE
> > > BOX. OUR SYSTEM. IT'S OURS. AND YOU CAN ONLY DO 4
> > > CHANGES BEFORE YOU HAVE TO PAY US MORE MONEY.
> > >
> > > But why?
> > >
> > > BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE LICENSE WORKS, IDIOT. WE CAN'T
> > > VERY WELL HAVE PEOPLE PUTTING HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE ON
> > > THEIR SYSTEMS ALL HIGGLEDY PIGGLEDY, NOW COULD WE? YOU
> > > USERS WOULD MUCK EVERYTHING UP, AND THEN WHERE WOULD
> > > WE BE? I'LL TELL YOU WHERE, NOWHERE. THAT'S WHERE.
> > > I... HEY, WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT A
> > > DISK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DISK? YOU'RE NOT
> > > PUTTING IT IN THE DRIVE ARE YOU? YOU ARE! WHAT'S ON
> > > THAT DISK? IS THAT DOS? YOU'RE INSTALLING DOS?? WHY
> > > WOULD YOU INSTALL DOS WHEN I AM INFINITELY MORE
> > > POWE..........
> > >
>
>
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