Joke: Gonna be a bear

date posted 27th June 2002 12:28

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for
six months. I could deal with that.



Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could
deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I
could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat
them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS
that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup..... Gonna be a bear.


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That was Zen - this is Tao

I am compassionate & I am cruel
I am the one who is praised & the one despised

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