Re: FN-FORUM OT - Pick it up and shake it!

date posted 22nd January 2003 15:55

An old one, but a good one. Didn't Dilbert's PHB get one?

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Kathy
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Nik Whale" [EMAIL REMOVED]
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Sent: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 1:54 PM
Subject: RE: FN-FORUM OT - Pick it up and shake it!


> lol, I like it...
>
> If only you could save the work you do :)
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> NiK
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Lindsey Hill
> Sent: 22 January 2003 13:40
> To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Subject: FN-FORUM OT - Pick it up and shake it!
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>
> Thought I'd share this funny with you all!
>
> Dear Colleagues
> >
> > There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across
> > the board as far as the servers & personal computers go.
> >
> > The goal is to remove all laptop computers by January 2003 and all
> > desktops computers by February 2004 as a part of the ongoing
> > cost-cutting around the company.
> >
> > Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
> >
> > There are many sound reasons for doing this:
> >
> > 1. No boot-up problems
> > 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
> > 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
> > 4. No more worries about power cuts.
> > 5. Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled
> >
> > Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
> >
> > Q : My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
> > screen.
> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
> >
> > Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
> >
> > Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
> >
> > Q: How do I create a New Document window?
> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
> >
> > Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
> >
> > Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
> >
> > Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
> > A: Pick it up and shake it.
> >
> > Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
> > A: Don't shake it.
>
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