Re: FN-FORUM: URGENT, can as many people as poss look at this please?

date posted 5th August 2003 18:53

> The client says that someone he knows, a computer expert, cannot see the
> site, apparently using Win 98 and IE 5

A computer expert? Bah!

An expert is someone with an opinion and a word processor.

An expert is someone brought in at the last minute to share the blame.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows
absolutely everything about nothing

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest
and cost the most.

If you think you understand science (or computers or women), you're clearly
not an expert

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the
Grand Fallacy

An expert will always state the obvious.


Dave E

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