FN-FORUM: OT - The definition of Marketing

date posted 5th August 2003 22:02

1. You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed."

-- That's Direct Marketing.


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman .
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
fantastic in bed."

-- That's Advertising.


3. You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed."

-- That's Telemarketing.


4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman . You get up and
straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say,
"May I?" and reach over her brushing your lunchbox lightly against her,
and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

-- That's Public Relations.


5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman . She walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

-- That's Brand Recognition.


6. You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman . You talk her into going
home with your friend.

-- That's a Sales Rep.


7. Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.

-- That's Tech Support.


8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
gorgeous women in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

-- That's Spam.


Lindsey Hill
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