Re: FN-FORUM: OT - The definition of Marketing

date posted 5th August 2003 22:41

lol.... :-D

On Tuesday, August 5, 2003, at 10:28 PM, Lindsey Hill wrote:

>
> 1. You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm=20=

> fantastic in bed."
>
> -- That's Direct Marketing.
>
>
> 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman=20=

> . One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's=20=

> fantastic in bed."
>
> -- That's Advertising.
>
>
> 3. You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her=20=

> telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in=20=

> bed."
>
> -- That's Telemarketing.
>
>
> 4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman . You get up and=20
> straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say,=20=

> "May I?" and reach over her brushing your lunchbox lightly against=20
> her, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
>
> -- That's Public Relations.
>
>
> 5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman . She walks up to you=20
> and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
>
> -- That's Brand Recognition.
>
>
> 6. You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman . You talk her into=20
> going home with your friend.
>
> -- That's a Sales Rep.
>
>
> 7. Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you.
>
> -- That's Tech Support.
>
>
> 8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be=20=

> gorgeous women in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto=20=

> the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of=20
> your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
>
> -- That's Spam.
>
>
> Lindsey Hill
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