RE: FN-FORUM: Its getting hot in here!! - A little something to giggle at ...

date posted 7th August 2003 15:56

It's getting hot in here, let take off all our clothes ... well not
really - I just love the weather!

Anyway, here is something to have a laugh at...

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There were three American pilots captured by Germans in WWII. The
Germans thought up a way to make the pilots crack and tell what they
knew. They made them stand at attention, turn their heads from side to
side and say, "Tick - Tock", over and over.

After about three hours, one of the pilots cracked and started telling
all he knew, signing everything they put in front of him.

An hour later, the second pilot cracked and started confessing to things
that he didn't even do.
The third pilot was fighting hard not to crack. He was about half-way
cracked. He was turning his head to one side only and saying,
"Tick...Tick.. Tick..."

The German officer in charge went up to him and said, "You thinks you
iss so schmart! But I'm telling you that vee haf vays to make you TOCK!"

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A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady says "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you any for that reason," says the druggist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and
a women in a compromising position; the man is her husband and the lady
is the druggist's wife, and shows it to the druggist.

He looks at the photo and says: "Oh, I didn't know you had a
prescription!"
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to start
drinking. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor.

The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender
yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!"
The man replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."


Matt Thomas
www.mushroomdesign.com