Re: FN-FORUM: Where are YOU based?

date posted 13th August 2003 22:39

> designer or developer
Resigner

> Flash or DHTML
Flash, saviour of the universe

> Old fart or Young buck
Old enough to know better, young enough to do something about it

> Cat or Dog
Dog

> North or South
Southern hemisphere

> PHP or ASP
Greek

> Linux or Windows
I'm Bill Gates' love-child

> Bike or Car
Bike to the boozer, car to the super

> Harry Potter or Gandalf
Ken Hom's Crispy Cock

> Tag Soup or Standards
Soup du jour s'il vous plait

> Hutch or Gerard
If a good man comes to me, and says thankyou David, for the opportunity and
continued support in the work-related arena, but I’ve done that, I wanna
better myself, I wanna move on, then I can make that dream come true, to,
AKA, for you.”

> College or Self-Taught
Done both, former is a complete and utter waste of time

> Spelling or Txtng
Spelling, but in the right context.

> Hand-code or Dreamweaver
I flagellate myself with whips ... oh wait... no, Dreamweaver.

> Rude or fawning
Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’
re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming
down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it
’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’
Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s
just a big pair of tits.”

> Top poster or Bottom poster
Tits and arses

> Photoshop or Fireworks
I worship at the alter of Adobe

> Townie or Carrot Muncher
Reformed townie.

> Ant or Dec
Keith Orville and Roy Hudd


Hutch