RE: FN-FORUM: [JOKE] Job: Electrical Engineer

date posted 14th August 2003 23:38


>>[1] First Kid due in January.... where of where are the freelancers new
kids forums !!!!!

Well I may be the wrong person to ask but all you need to know about
parenting (aaahhhggghhh I hate that word) you can get from Jack Handy...

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did.""

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my
little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out
warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried,
but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started
to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."

"Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was
a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling."

etc. etc. etc.

cheers
neil.

see you 5 years time when you look 40 years older :)
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
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