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Freelancers Forum Messages on Friday November 7th 2003

RE: FN-FORUM: Run IE 5, IE 5.5 and IE 6 together on the same partition

date posted 7th November 2003 23:46

> > You can now run IE 5, IE 5.5 and IE 6 together on the same > partition. > > > > See following thread: http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/1866.html > > Interesting!! > > Has anyone on here tried i...

RE: FN-FORUM: asp date format (session.lcid)

date posted 7th November 2003 23:27

Andy Stafford: > > > Doesn't this assume that the Short Date format on the server has been > > > left as it's default ? > > > Nope, that forces it to be the UK date format for that session. > > I had...

RE: FN-FORUM: Run IE 5, IE 5.5 and IE 6 together on the same partition

date posted 7th November 2003 22:48

> You can now run IE 5, IE 5.5 and IE 6 together on the same partition. > > See following thread: > http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/1866.html Interesting!! Has anyone on here tried it yet?...

Re: FN-FORUM: Problem: Create a form suitable for filling in offline?

date posted 7th November 2003 22:45

Jonathan Porter - ne-web wrote: >I have seen 'Adobe Acrobat Approval' that may offer this functionality at >USD 39.00 per laptop, which is cheap enough, but I don't really want the >users to have to...

Re: FN-FORUM: this time delay is getting worse

date posted 7th November 2003 22:28

Yeah, I'm in NZ in Daylight Saving Time :D, so that accounts for the hour delay. Tam Stone wrote: > > Chris Dillon wrote: > >> OMG, I'm in a loop in the space time continuum... >> >> This post sen...

Re: FN-FORUM: this time delay is getting worse

date posted 7th November 2003 22:19

Chris Dillon wrote: > OMG, I'm in a loop in the space time continuum... > > This post sent 11.15. Weird, I received it at 10.15 an hour before you posted it! Tam Ps you do know the clocks changed a...

Re: FN-FORUM: this time delay is getting worse

date posted 7th November 2003 22:15

My next post was sent 10.57, arrived on forum 11.16. My system time checked via atomic clock 11.09. OMG, I'm in a loop in the space time continuum... This post sent 11.15. Dave Edwards wrote: > Me...

FN-FORUM: Run IE 5, IE 5.5 and IE 6 together on the same partition

date posted 7th November 2003 21:57

Attention web developers, your life just got a whole lot easier (at least on PC). You can now run IE 5, IE 5.5 and IE 6 together on the same partition. See following thread: http://www.yayhooray.co...

Re: FN-FORUM: this time delay is getting worse

date posted 7th November 2003 21:48

on 7/11/03 10:00 pm, Dave Edwards at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > on 7/11/03 9:13 pm, Debi Sykes at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > >> >> I sent a message to the forum at 6.38, and its 7.49pm now and its s...

Re: FN-FORUM: this time delay is getting worse

date posted 7th November 2003 21:42

on 7/11/03 9:13 pm, Debi Sykes at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > I sent a message to the forum at 6.38, and its 7.49pm now and its still not > appeared.....i am writing this current message at now 7.50p...

RE: FN-FORUM: Problem: Create a form suitable for filling in offline?

date posted 7th November 2003 21:41

I'm not sure if it would cover all the aspects you're looking at, but = you can actually create some quite comprehensive forms using Word 2003 - pull-down lists, etc. Using Macros you may be able to...

FN-FORUM: Problem: Create a form suitable for filling in offline?

date posted 7th November 2003 21:19

Hello I'm looking for a solution to the problem of offline form filling. I'm developing an addition to a web-based extranet system used in teacher training. The client, a university, wishes to have...

Re: FN-FORUM: asp date format (session.lcid)

date posted 7th November 2003 21:15

> the UK values might not be installed on the server - you need to install > the various locales with the 'regional and language options' bit. Ah - that explains a lot. So session.lcid works but only...

Re: FN-FORUM: Mp3 players

date posted 7th November 2003 21:10

Justin wrote: >>Don’t know if anybody is interested but iTunes is released for windows > > > Yes, got it installed, it is big, and there's some add-on programmes > that run secretly that you need...

Re: FN-FORUM: asp date format (session.lcid)

date posted 7th November 2003 21:07

the UK values might not be installed on the server - you need to install the various locales with the 'regional and language options' bit. Andy Stafford wrote: >>>Doesn't this assume that the Short...

FN-FORUM: this time delay is getting worse

date posted 7th November 2003 20:55

I sent a message to the forum at 6.38, and its 7.49pm now and its still not appeared.....i am writing this current message at now 7.50pm... is it my isp -rubbishy AOL?, or is it my email server at ICU...

Re: FN-FORUM: asp date format (session.lcid)

date posted 7th November 2003 20:52

> > Doesn't this assume that the Short Date format on the server has been > > left as it's default ? > Nope, that forces it to be the UK date format for that session. I had assumed that setting the...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 20:40

> >masquerading > > Must try harder > > Carla What's up with that? Or have I gone mad? http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=masquerading...

Re: FN-FORUM: asp date format (session.lcid)

date posted 7th November 2003 20:40

no, it forces values to be formatted according to the region associated with the LCID number Andy Stafford wrote: >>stick session.lcid=2057 on the page, that'll set all the regional >>settings such...

RE: FN-FORUM: asp date format (session.lcid)

date posted 7th November 2003 20:06

Nope, that forces it to be the UK date format for that session.=20 Andy IWD2 LLP [EMAIL REMOVED] =20 -----Original Message----- From: Andy Stafford [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: 07 November 2003 19:48 To: A...

Re: FN-FORUM: Illustrator 9 problems

date posted 7th November 2003 19:59

I don't have version 10, ...it seems to do it on certain files, I have been exporting paths from photoshop the intial files re open from the original paths, but its the ones i go on to develop from th...

Re: FN-FORUM: asp date format (session.lcid)

date posted 7th November 2003 19:29

> stick session.lcid=2057 on the page, that'll set all the regional > settings such as dates and currency to UK Doesn't this assume that the Short Date format on the server has been left as it's defa...

RE: FN-FORUM: asp date format

date posted 7th November 2003 18:50

You need to set the session locale id to 2057=20 Andy IWD2 LLP [EMAIL REMOVED] =20 -----Original Message----- From: Ema [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: 07 November 2003 17:44 To: Andy Macnaughton-Jones Subjec...

RE: FN-FORUM: Chatroom Software

date posted 7th November 2003 18:49

>http://www.parachat.com/ >The free version is ok. The pro version lets you contol the logging in >yourself >http://www.parachat.com/samples/prosample12.html >Andy >Caz >Not sure if it supports e...

Re: FN-FORUM: This guy is funny

date posted 7th November 2003 18:45

Hehe.... Yep it was you that reminded me. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Neelesh Sonawane" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: Friday, November 07, 2003 5:58 PM Subject: Re: FN-FORUM: Thi...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 18:40

on 7/11/03 4:46 pm, Dan Norcott at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > >>> *ssssssuck*... no man... it's columbian >> >> It's COLOMBIAN - with an 'O' :) >> >> Dave E - competing against Paul, Nick, Kathy a...

Re: FN-FORUM: asp date format

date posted 7th November 2003 18:05

stick session.lcid=2057 on the page, that'll set all the regional settings such as dates and currency to UK Ema wrote: > > I'm full of questions today.... > > I have the following code which output...

Re: FN-FORUM: asp date format

date posted 7th November 2003 18:04

> You *could* pop this after the last %> tag (assuming no-one comes up with > the proper way) That was supposed to mean 'at the end of page, outside of the normal script blocks'. But remember kids,...

RE: FN-FORUM: Chatroom Software

date posted 7th November 2003 17:59

Caz Not sure if it supports everything you need, but digichat has always seemed to get positive reports... Cameron > any of you gentle folk have a recommendation for good, > reliable and easy to c...

Re: FN-FORUM: Mp3 players

date posted 7th November 2003 17:57

On 7 Nov 2003 17:41:01 -0000, Susan [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > Don’t know if anybody is interested but iTunes is released for windows > now, nice app, > Apparenley using loads of space though...

Re: FN-FORUM: asp date format

date posted 7th November 2003 17:56

> I have the following code which outputs the date in *month/day/year* format > > > > Q/ How can I get it *day/month/year* ? Urgh....JScript You *could* pop this after the last %...

RE: FN-FORUM: Mp3 players

date posted 7th November 2003 17:51

> Don’t know if anybody is interested but iTunes is released for windows Yes, got it installed, it is big, and there's some add-on programmes that run secretly that you need to delete like IPODHELP...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 17:46

on 7/11/03 4:47 pm, Dan Norcott at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: >>> *ssssssuck*... no man... it's columbian >> >> It's COLOMBIAN - with an 'O' :) >> >> Dave E - competing against Paul, Nick, Kathy and...

Re: FN-FORUM: Chatroom Software

date posted 7th November 2003 17:43

> I have a client with a site that needs completing in a hurry and which > requires a chatroom to be integrated into it. Do any of you gentle folk have > a recommendation for good, reliable and easy t...

Re: FN-FORUM: This guy is funny

date posted 7th November 2003 17:40

You probably noticed from the jokes I was mailing the list that I taught him everything he knows about comedy........ ........ On 7/11/03 17:29, "Dan Cook" [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > There has been...

Re: FN-FORUM: Chatroom Software

date posted 7th November 2003 17:37

> I have a client with a site that needs completing in a hurry and which > requires a chatroom to be integrated into it. Do any of you gentle folk have > a recommendation for good, reliable and easy t...

FN-FORUM: asp date format

date posted 7th November 2003 17:26

I'm full of questions today.... I have the following code which outputs the date in *month/day/year* format Q/ How can I get it *day/month/year* ? Em -- http://www.bw3.co.uk/ ~...

RE: FN-FORUM: Mp3 players

date posted 7th November 2003 17:22

Don=92t know if anybody is interested but iTunes is released for windows now, nice app,=20 Apparenley using loads of space though On pcs that is =3D) susanengel graphicdesign m: 077 0943 6103 www.sus...

Re: FN-FORUM: getting rid of annoying options on hovering over an image

date posted 7th November 2003 17:19

paul west wrote: > Is there an easy way to get rid of that annoying little box with the > Save, Print, Email, Open etc little icons on it that appears over the > top left hand corner of your image wh...

FN-FORUM: Illustrator 9 problems

date posted 7th November 2003 17:16

Debi I suggest recreating the preference file: To re-create the Illustrator preferences files: 1. Quit Illustrator. 2. Drag the Adobe Illustrator [version] folder from the System Folde...

Re: FN-FORUM: DCS Photoshop Files

date posted 7th November 2003 17:15

Er didn't say it had 5 colours, I said it had 5 files, made up as follows: Cyan file Magenta File Black File Yellow File Low resolution pict preview file for placing in page layout programme. on 11/...

FN-FORUM: This guy is funny

date posted 7th November 2003 17:11

There has been much talk of comedy this week on the forum so I thought I'd point people in the way of some 'proper comedy'. If any of you get the chance to see this guy.....go. He's absolutely fantas...

FN-FORUM: Chatroom Software

date posted 7th November 2003 17:09

I have a client with a site that needs completing in a hurry and which requires a chatroom to be integrated into it. Do any of you gentle folk have a recommendation for good, reliable and easy to conf...

Re: FN-FORUM: Illustrator 9 problems

date posted 7th November 2003 17:05

Not a fix as such but a work around: try 10. It seems to have it's initial bugs worked out since the last time I used it & I believe Adobe provide demos. But it does sound like an error in the actual...

Re: FN-FORUM: getting rid of annoying options on hovering over an image

date posted 7th November 2003 17:02

On 7 Nov 2003 16:55:14 -0000, paul west [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > Is there an easy way to get rid of that annoying little box with the > Save, Print, Email, Open etc little icons on it that appears...

Re: FN-FORUM: DCS Photoshop Files

date posted 7th November 2003 17:01

Rob, 4c split dcs gives you cmyk plus composite preview = 5. Open the composite preview (.eps not .c .m etc) and save file as tif. It's that simple. A tif file is a single high res composite. Which v...

Re: FN-FORUM: getting rid of annoying options on hovering over an image

date posted 7th November 2003 16:58

Stick this in yer Damon : Base-8 ----- Original Message ----- From: "paul west" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: Friday, November 07, 2003 4:54 PM Subject: FN-FORUM: getting...

FN-FORUM: getting rid of annoying options on hovering over an image

date posted 7th November 2003 16:36

Is there an easy way to get rid of that annoying little box with the Save, Print, Email, Open etc little icons on it that appears over the top left hand corner of your image when you have an imagechan...

Re: FN-FORUM: DCS Photoshop Files

date posted 7th November 2003 16:31

Er what's the fifth colour? In article [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] (SOURCEFOUR) wrote: > Hello All, > > does anybody know an easy way to convert 5-file colour split DCS > photoshop > files in...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 16:28

> > *ssssssuck*... no man... it's columbian > > It's COLOMBIAN - with an 'O' :) > > Dave E - competing against Paul, Nick, Kathy and others for the Pedant of > the Week Award A man masquerading as...

RE: FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 16:23

Jon Irvine: > See www.100true.com I always wondered what Bananaman was up to these days. - Nick Grimshaw { if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. }...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 16:22

on 7/11/03 1:18 pm, Ema at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > *lol* I meant... please unsub *Carla* for excruciatingly bad jokes!!! On that basis, wouldn't that eliminate half the list? ;) anything and ev...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 16:17

on 7/11/03 11:17 am, Dan Norcott at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > *ssssssuck*... no man... it's columbian It's COLOMBIAN - with an 'O' :) Dave E - competing against Paul, Nick, Kathy and others for th...

FN-FORUM: Illustrator 9 problems

date posted 7th November 2003 16:16

Hi everyone, anyone know anything about a problem I am having in Illustrator 9, this never used to happen, when I go to re open something I have just done it comes up with an error message, and then t...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke

date posted 7th November 2003 15:58

On Thursday 06 Nov 2003 9:55 pm, julian templeman wrote: > I had a friend who told this one to me ages ago, but got that last line= as > "show him your crucifix".... I tried puzzling that one out for...

Re: FN-FORUM: [Fwd: Popup Q]

date posted 7th November 2003 15:41

Andy Stafford wrote: >>Thanks, so there's nothing I can merely replace the top=0,left=0 with? >>There are too many pages to start adding long lines of code :-( > > > You could replace > top=0,left=...

FN-FORUM: Mp3 players

date posted 7th November 2003 15:33

Hi just discovered: Quintessential http://quinnware.com/ really nice. and tied in with: http://amip.tools-for.net/index.php?content=view&id=1753 you can get those reallycool/intenselyirritating...

Re: FN-FORUM: autocorrect everywhere

date posted 7th November 2003 15:31

That is a nice word isn't it.. On 7/11/03 15:40, "Tony Crockford" [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > (I just added luser to it) > > hth > > Tony > > Neelesh Sonawane Graphic Designer M: 07949 034 391 ww...

FN-FORUM: autocorrect everywhere

date posted 7th November 2003 15:22

On the subject of spell checkers I found this really handy gadget: http://www.blazingtools.com/sta.html which gives you autocorrect facility to any windows app. (I just added luser to it) hth Ton...

Re: FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 15:18

> Ooops! > > it's not having a spell checker in Opera you see! > > ;o) > > Tony No doubt it's kind enough to hand you a cigarrette to ease the post coital guilt, however....

FN-FORUM: Registry problems

date posted 7th November 2003 15:16

Hi, I've got a registry key that I can't delete (even when logged on as the local administrator). Any suggestions on how to fix it ? It means that I can't install some software because it creates re...

Re: FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 15:10

OOPS - Sorry - I hadn't realised I had sent it three times. I thought it was twice as there was a spelling mistake the first time. Pam...

Re: FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 15:10

On 7 Nov 2003 15:02:24 -0000, Andy Stafford [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > Tony "l33t" Crockford wrote: > >> perhaps it could be a bit more luser friendly? > > "luser". Ouch. > Ooops! it's not having...

Re: FN-FORUM: [Fwd: Popup Q]

date posted 7th November 2003 15:04

> Thanks, so there's nothing I can merely replace the top=0,left=0 with? > There are too many pages to start adding long lines of code :-( You could replace top=0,left=0' with top=0,left=' + ( scre...

Re: FN-FORUM: [Fwd: Popup Q]

date posted 7th November 2003 15:04

for future reference then.. maybe put it in a function.. in an include.. and then you only have to change 1 file and not everyone other page :) 2p Craig Ema wrote: > > Andy Stafford wrote: > >>...

Re: FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 15:01

Try using OnClick=" javascript: document.formname.submit()" where formname is the name of your form - it should work - Pam ----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul Summers" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL...

Re: FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 15:01

Try using OnClick=" jacascript: document.formname.submit()" where formname is the name of your form - it should work - Pam ----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul Summers" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL...

Re: FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 15:00

Try using OnClick=" javascript: document.formname.submit()" where formname is the name of your form - it should work - Pam ----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul Summers" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL...

Re: FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 14:59

Try using OnClick=" jacascript: document.formname.submit()" where formname is the name of your form - it should work - Pam ----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul Summers" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL...

Re: FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 14:59

Jon Irvine wrote: > See www.100true.com Wow are you sure I didn't design that site? My sort of colours ;-) Em -- http://www.bw3.co.uk/ ~ everything internet http://www.webdesign-newcastle.co.uk/ ~ l...

Re: FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 14:58

Try using OnClick="formname.submit()" where formname is the name of your form - it should work - Pam ----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul Summers" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: Friday...

Re: FN-FORUM: [Fwd: Popup Q]

date posted 7th November 2003 14:53

Andy Stafford wrote: >>Oh duh!! If I'd only bothered to actually look at the code I'd have seen >>*top=0,left=0* ... however, I want it open on the far right hand side no >>matter what the screen res...

Re: FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 14:53

Yes. See www.100true.com Regards, jon ----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul Summers" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: Friday, November 07,...

FN-FORUM: Computer Arts - Re-Send

date posted 7th November 2003 14:48

Sorry if this has already come through but I have yet to see it, if it does come through could somebody please reply otherwise it looks like our servers maybe USC.Thanks Morning all, It would appear...

FN-FORUM: Radio Button to submit form

date posted 7th November 2003 14:47

Is it possible to submit a form using a radio button with an onclick event?...

RE: FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 14:46

>But the thing is that it doesn't say "to unsubscribe from this list click >here:" >it says unsub: >Now if I was a bear of very little brain I might not know what unsub meant. >perhaps it could b...

Re: FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 14:44

Tony "l33t" Crockford wrote: > perhaps it could be a bit more luser friendly? "luser". Ouch....

Re: FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 14:39

On 7 Nov 2003 14:34:51 -0000, Matt Burns [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > Dan Norcott wrote: >>> unsubscribe >> >> >> Wouldn't it be great if there were instructions for how to unsubscribe >> at >> the bo...

Re: FN-FORUM: [Fwd: Popup Q]

date posted 7th November 2003 14:34

> Oh duh!! If I'd only bothered to actually look at the code I'd have seen > *top=0,left=0* ... however, I want it open on the far right hand side no > matter what the screen resolution is - can this...

Re: FN-FORUM: [Fwd: Popup Q]

date posted 7th November 2003 14:27

> Oh duh!! If I'd only bothered to actually look at the code I'd have seen > *top=0,left=0* ... however, I want it open on the far right hand side no > matter what the screen resolution is - can this...

FN-FORUM: [Fwd: Popup Q]

date posted 7th November 2003 14:19

Oh duh!! If I'd only bothered to actually look at the code I'd have seen *top=0,left=0* ... however, I want it open on the far right hand side no matter what the screen resolution is - can this be d...

Re: FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 14:16

Dan Norcott wrote: >>unsubscribe > > > Wouldn't it be great if there were instructions for how to unsubscribe at > the bottom of every mail? Nah, it's much more entertaining watching people's vain...

FN-FORUM: Popup Q

date posted 7th November 2003 14:16

I have the following code to open up a popup window, but it opens in the top left hand corner of the screen... a href="javascript:;" onClick="portfolio=window.open('image.html','portfolio','toolbar...

RE: FN-FORUM: Recruitment idiot of the day

date posted 7th November 2003 14:15

What's the point? There is no correlation between good jobs and good agents. In article [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] (Ian Moss) wrote: > > Does anyone know a jobs/projects board where the recr...

Re: FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 14:02

> unsubscribe Wouldn't it be great if there were instructions for how to unsubscribe at the bottom of every mail?...

FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 13:58

unsubscribe...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 13:43

Don't try dry humour in here. It doesn't work. Believe me I've tried. :-( ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ema" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: Friday, November 07, 2003 1:18 PM Subject...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 13:04

on 7/11/03 1:17 pm, Ema at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > Carla Boulton wrote: >>> Unsubscribe ;-) >> >> >> Dear Em, >> I know you are a novice to this Forum thing, I hear the best way to unsub >> fro...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 13:00

Carla Boulton wrote: >>Unsubscribe ;-) > > > Dear Em, > I know you are a novice to this Forum thing, I hear the best way to unsub > from this group is to set your mail to send 'Out of Office' messag...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 12:55

LOL!! good effort. hash On Friday, November 7, 2003, at 12:36 pm, Carla Boulton wrote: > > Knock knock > > Who's there? > > Hash > > Hash who? > > > Bless you > > > Apologies to all, it was a long...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 12:43

on 7/11/03 12:51 pm, Ema at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > Carla Boulton wrote: >> Knock knock >> >> Who's there? >> >> Hash >> >> Hash who? >> >> >> Bless you >> >> >> Apologies to all, it was a...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 12:34

Carla Boulton wrote: > Knock knock > > Who's there? > > Hash > > Hash who? > > > Bless you > > > Apologies to all, it was a long night reading nun jokes last night Unsubscribe ;-)...

RE: FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 12:33

No, I like it here! You unsubscribe if you want to leave, but I'm staying. Chaz. -----Original Message----- From: Shaw Petronio [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: 07 November 2003 12:41 To: Charles E. Gatenby...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 12:32

hash wrote: > > you guys are a jovial bunch.... you coming out to play at the big drink > on the 19th Em? Unfortunately not, I'm too far north :-( Em -- http://www.bw3.co.uk/ ~ everything interne...

FN-FORUM: unsubscribe

date posted 7th November 2003 12:23

unsubscribe...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 12:18

Knock knock Who's there? Hash Hash who? Bless you Apologies to all, it was a long night reading nun jokes last night Carla www.naughtymutt.com on 7/11/03 12:30 pm, hash at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrot...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 12:14

Sorry =) On 7/11/03 12:24, "Ema" [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > hash wrote: >> let me know what your movements are over the next couple of weeks. be >> good to catch up on life and goss. > > Pleeeeeee...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 12:13

you guys are a jovial bunch.... you coming out to play at the big drink on the 19th Em? hash On Friday, November 7, 2003, at 12:25 pm, Ema wrote: > > hash wrote: >> let me know what your movements...

RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] Nigerian Scam Email...

date posted 7th November 2003 12:08

I received one yesterday of somebody wanting to invest several millions in our company. Funny stuff. Seems they changed tactics, since the old 'please help poor me get all these millions out the coun...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 12:06

hash wrote: > let me know what your movements are over the next couple of weeks. be > good to catch up on life and goss. Pleeeeeeeeese keep talk of your *movements* off list won't you ;-) Em...

FN-FORUM: Virtaul Corporation

date posted 7th November 2003 12:05

Hi All, I am a freelance developer looking to start a virtual corp. would anybody be interested? See my CV at http://www.antz29.com/cv/ Cheers, John...

RE: FN-FORUM: Help with Scroll Script

date posted 7th November 2003 11:57

Emma I've not tried it myself but you could try seeing if you can retrieve the crossobj.top / crossobj.style.top current value inside the movetop() function. add an alert('Current pos=' + crossobj....

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 11:44

meeting before would be good mate. might be shooting in guatemala and petra in december. let me know what your movements are over the next couple of weeks. be good to catch up on life and goss. ha...

Re: FN-FORUM: Help with Scroll Script

date posted 7th November 2003 11:34

Emma Davis wrote: > I have now noticed (thanks to Em) that the pages tend to fail miserably in > certain other browsers despite the script supposedly being fine. My problem > is I don't generally des...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 11:25

Yeah would be cool to catch up. I'm arranging a meet on the 19th Dec in town, others on the list will be there too. Could meet there or meet before sometime. On 7/11/03 11:22, "hash" [EMAIL REMOVED]...

Re: FN-FORUM: Jshop

date posted 7th November 2003 11:24

Sam Morgan wrote: > Anyone used Jshop? What did you think of it? Is it any good? A client has it and it seems very professional. I haven't dug deep into it but it's well written and quite customisa...

RE: FN-FORUM: FW: [uk-design] Illustrator Required

date posted 7th November 2003 11:11

Neelesh, forwarding something: > > I am looking for an illustrator who can draw/illustrate > > products in aircraft safety card style: > > http://www.safety99.freeserve.co.uk/ http://fightclub.lebha...

Re: FN-FORUM: Help with Scroll Script

date posted 7th November 2003 11:09

Thanks for that but as a non-JavaScript person I really don't know how to amend the problem - any more advice? I hadn't thought about brining each piece of content into the layer from other files whe...

RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] Nigerian Scam Email...

date posted 7th November 2003 11:09

Nigerian scammer bating is a favourite internet sport. Do a search on google on it. Then spend a very enjoyable month keeping him on the hook replying and generally taking the piss. Wasting as much of...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 11:07

> *ssssssuck* Is that the sound of someone "kissing their teeth" ? If it is, then I tip my hat to you....

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 11:03

morning sir, hash from hendon is now hash in edgware and working in wandsworth. a=20 newbie on the network, been ages. let's go out! anyone else fancy it? hash On Friday, November 7, 2003, at 11:13...

FN-FORUM: FW: [uk-design] Illustrator Required

date posted 7th November 2003 10:59

This cropped up on the UK Design list: ------ Forwarded Message > From: Adam Dean | 1000heads [EMAIL REMOVED] > Subject: [uk-design] Illustrator Required > > I am looking for an illustrator who can...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 10:59

>Is that Hash from Hendon? *ssssssuck*... no man... it's columbian...

FN-FORUM: Computer Arts

date posted 7th November 2003 10:58

Morning all, It would appear that my memory skills have let me down again. I meant to get a copy of CA number 89 (I think that was it) the one with Daz poser models but alas I forgot. No problem I th...

RE: FN-FORUM: Help with Scroll Script

date posted 7th November 2003 10:56

Emma The Back to top code looks like it's resetting the current "nscontent" layer to pos 0 (top ?), but the "nscontent" area only contains the current content so it's doing what you look like your a...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 10:54

Is that Hash from Hendon? On 7/11/03 10:50, "hash" [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: >=20 > hey neelesh, >=20 > suddenly found you in my mailbox this morning. funny, we gotta stop > meeting like this. fancy a...

Re: FN-FORUM: Help with Scroll Script

date posted 7th November 2003 10:53

So it does - I always forget to check in other browsers even though I have them on my system purely for that purpose. Very odd and I will have to look into it (unless anyone has any ideas?). Cheers...

Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] Nigerian Scam Email...

date posted 7th November 2003 10:47

>I stumbled on a > computerization error which approved the transfer of US$28,400,000 > (Twenty Million Four Hundred Thousand United States > Dollars) to contractors that have > already been paid...

RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] Nigerian Scam Email...

date posted 7th November 2003 10:41

Funny thing is the last one I received had a nigerian farmer with a typically polish name.. Hmm.. Strange world if you ask me ;) susanengel graphicdesign m: 077 0943 6103 www.susanengel.co.uk www.su...

Re: FN-FORUM: What's going on with footballers recently?

date posted 7th November 2003 10:36

On Thu, Nov 06, 2003 at 05:35:14PM -0000, David Turner wrote: > i think the joke was from popbitch a couple of weeks ago... which is > definately worth subbing to if you dont already. Indeed. Althoug...

Re: FN-FORUM: Help with Scroll Script

date posted 7th November 2003 10:36

Emma Davis wrote: > If anyone could have a look and let me know if they have any ideas I would > be grateful. The pages are at http://echocd.co.uk/pineology/directory.htm. Sorry can't help you with...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 10:32

hey neelesh, suddenly found you in my mailbox this morning. funny, we gotta stop=20 meeting like this. fancy a beer mate? hash On Friday, November 7, 2003, at 01:24 am, Neelesh Sonawane wrote: > >...

FN-FORUM: [OT] Nigerian Scam Email...

date posted 7th November 2003 10:30

I've had 100 copies of the same email so far this morning... I'm going to go and punch the [EMAIL REMOVED] Just so you can all enjoy my misery, copy below. Chaz. ----------------------------------...

FN-FORUM: Help with Scroll Script

date posted 7th November 2003 10:20

Hi all I need some help please. I have a script taken from Dynamic Drive for scrolling within and Ilayer (at client's request) using JS which was working fine. However as there is quite a lot of co...

Re: FN-FORUM: Printing in Flash

date posted 7th November 2003 10:16

John Kyle wrote: > Hello Everybody, > > Has anybody got any opinions on printing from Flash, has anybody had any > successes / issues etc. Is it simply a case that you can print out the > current fr...

Re: FN-FORUM: Work... and how to find it...

date posted 7th November 2003 10:04

[EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > I have been a freelance web developer/designer for the last year and have > not had any trouble getting work. Mainly by word of mouth. Now, work has > in the last month or so...

FN-FORUM: Xmas / gentle music..

date posted 7th November 2003 09:59

Morning all, I'm trying to source some music that can be used in a Christmas flash game. The style I'm after is something similar as in the links below: http://ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/rainmaker.h...

Re: FN-FORUM: Work... and how to find it...

date posted 7th November 2003 09:53

on 7/11/03 9:21 am, John Le Drew at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > I have been a freelance web developer/designer for the last year and have > not had any trouble getting work. Mainly by word of mouth. Now...

Re: FN-FORUM: Work... and how to find it...

date posted 7th November 2003 09:52

Hi, ----- Original Message ----- From: "John Le Drew" [EMAIL REMOVED] Very grateful for any tips :) You could start by promoting yourself by putting a link to your site in your sig when you post, and...

FN-FORUM: DCS Photoshop Files

date posted 7th November 2003 09:44

Hello All, does anybody know an easy way to convert 5-file colour split DCS photoshop files into a composite PS/eps/tiff file? I could copy each plate into a composite file manually but have over 300...

RE: FN-FORUM: Jshop

date posted 7th November 2003 09:33

I'm thinking of getting Jshop Server for an ecommerce project. Andrew _________________________ Andrew Wilson Productions Web Design & Hosting - Print Design - Graphics - Multimedia South Lanarkshir...

RE: FN-FORUM: Need Help....

date posted 7th November 2003 09:32

You'd have to use javascript to control the downloading.=20 Andy IWD2 LLP [EMAIL REMOVED] =20 -----Original Message----- From: danish [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: 07 November 2003 09:43 To: Andy Macnaughto...

FN-FORUM: Need Help....

date posted 7th November 2003 09:25

Hi,=0D How can is this possible that the text of a webpage loaded initialy and t= he images are loading after the text. Any Ideas....=0D =0D Regards=0D Danish Umer =20...

Re: FN-FORUM: London Beer Night - the BIG decision

date posted 7th November 2003 09:22

greedy!!! On 7 Nov 2003, at 00:48, Dave Edwards wrote: > Well, we'll just have to have TWO beer nights then!...

Re: FN-FORUM: Site CSS Check

date posted 7th November 2003 09:21

on 6/11/03 2:36 pm, Paul Cooper at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > I'm using IE5.1, not sure what OS...I know it's not OSX but don't know how > to check. BTW it works perfect in NS7 on the same machine. G...

FN-FORUM: Jshop

date posted 7th November 2003 09:16

Anyone used Jshop? What did you think of it? Is it any good? Cheers Sam Morgan WIREDEYES Internet Consultancy t : 0845 644 6568 (Local Rate) f : 0871 433 2278 (10p per min) e : [EMAIL REMOVED]...

FN-FORUM: Work... and how to find it...

date posted 7th November 2003 09:04

I have been a freelance web developer/designer for the last year and have not had any trouble getting work. Mainly by word of mouth. Now, work has in the last month or so gone rather quiet. I ha...

Re: FN-FORUM: Laptop Recommendation

date posted 7th November 2003 07:45

Dan Cook wrote: > With IBM your paying for the name. Up to a point, Lord Copper. You're also paying for build quality. Which, in a laptop, is something worth paying for IMHO. Cheers, Pete -- P...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 01:05

Two nuns are redecorating their room in the heat of the summer & they are getting really hot & sweaty in their habits. One nun suggests they take their habits off to keep cool so they do so working na...

Re: FN-FORUM: Recruitment idiot of the day

date posted 7th November 2003 00:52

on 6/11/03 5:00 pm, Ian Moss at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > > Does anyone know a jobs/projects board where the recruitment specialists > are rated ? Have a dig through the forum archive - someone did...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 00:45

What's black and white and laughing? The nun that pushed her. (apologies for these awful jokes. I'm v tired) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dan Cook" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMA...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 00:42

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and...............? A Nun falling down the stairs. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dan Cook" [EMAIL REMOVED...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 00:37

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident. ----- Original Message ----- From: "dave martin" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: Friday, November 07,...

Re: FN-FORUM: London Beer Night - the BIG decision

date posted 7th November 2003 00:30

on 6/11/03 4:15 pm, Neelesh Sonawane at [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > Ok, Friday the 19th Dec. > >> On 4/11/03 16:29, "Deborah Causton" [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote: > >> >> I'm back weekend of the 13th so th...

Re: FN-FORUM: OT Nun Joke/quickie

date posted 7th November 2003 00:02

whats green and smells of ham? kermits fingers ----- Original Message ----- From: "julian templeman" [EMAIL REMOVED] To: [EMAIL REMOVED] Sent: Thursday, November 06, 2003 9:55 PM Subject...



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