Freelancers Forum Messages on Friday December 12th 2003
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 23:31
and there spoke a true pedant - who but a pedant would give a toss? - who
but a pedant would pretend she/he's curious when we all know they're trying
to make a fucking point? - who but a pedant would...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 22:16
Justin wrote:
> Every year my mother would force me to sit on some bearded fake santa in
> some stale smelling groto. [this kind of thing is probably - and quite
> rightly - illegal now]
http://tin...
FN-FORUM: Lego - cool
date posted 12th December 2003 22:13
http://www.lego.com/eng/info/howLEGOismade.asp
Rick
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RE: FN-FORUM: Boris Johnson for prime minister
date posted 12th December 2003 22:12
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FN-FORUM: Boris Johnson for prime minister
date posted 12th December 2003 22:01
yay or nay...
Re: FN-FORUM: 2 way sms gateway - urgent
date posted 12th December 2003 21:56
Friday, December 12, 2003, 9:36:09 PM, you wrote:
JW> i was supposed to have a 2 way sms demo done for some people for
JW> sunday. unfortunately, not one, but two sms gateway providers who
JW> clai...
Re: FN-FORUM: 2 way sms gateway - urgent
date posted 12th December 2003 21:36
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jamie Wilson" [EMAIL REMOVED]
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 9:36 PM
>
> i was supposed to have a 2 way sms demo done for some people for
> sunday. unfortunatel...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 21:32
> Don't do it Dan. You'll quickly lose the will to live, if you
> try and engage the stick-up-their-arses pedants.
I'm not a pedant and didn't tell Dan how he should post. I just asked him
why he p...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 21:28
Don't do it Dan. You'll quickly lose the will to live, if you try and engage
the stick-up-their-arses pedants.
Hutch
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Re: FN-FORUM: Undeliverable Mail
date posted 12th December 2003 21:16
Ouch! I use the newsgroup support and generally find them helpful and clued
up.
Are you on cable or dial-up?
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From: "Lindsey Hill" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
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FN-FORUM: 2 way sms gateway - urgent
date posted 12th December 2003 21:05
i was supposed to have a 2 way sms demo done for some people for
sunday. unfortunately, not one, but two sms gateway providers who
claimed to be up to the task of setting up an account before close...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 20:55
>i think thats how people greet each other in corby
Worryingly true.
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Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 20:52
> >I was always told that those were the first signs of a lost argument
>
> Maybe you should check the validity of your hypothesis. I always though
> being called a w*nker, then being headbutted in t...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 20:47
>I was always told that those were the first signs of a lost argument
Maybe you should check the validity of your hypothesis. I always though
being called a w*nker, then being headbutted in the nose...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 20:15
Nah, Dan, I'm enjoying the Christmas spirit held by all here *S*
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Sent: 12 December 2003 20:43
To: FN-FORUM / [EMAIL...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 20:12
>you clearly can't read.
If you want to continue this, please email me off-list or leave your number
and I'll be happy to get back to you. Lets not fill other peoples' inboxes
with shit.
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RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 20:06
Nice one Tony! *grins*
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From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Tony
Crockford
Sent: 12 December 2003 20:31
To: FN-FORUM / [EMAIL REMOVED]
Subject: Re: FN-FORUM: Ano...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 20:00
On 12 Dec 2003 20:22:24 -0000, Mike wrote:
> No its a sign of imminent pub goings, and I really cant be arsed, im on
> the
> wind up, so those in favour of bottom posting, well go right ahead, I've...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:51
No its a sign of imminent pub goings, and I really cant be arsed, im on the
wind up, so those in favour of bottom posting, well go right ahead, I've
heard its painful though
Mike -> Pub -> hooray!...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:49
> Gerard wrote>Try reading next time.
>
> Don't patronise me. You don't know me.
I'll patronise all I like; you clearly can't read. I asked why you post the
way you do. You then said you wouldn't ch...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:46
On Friday 12 Dec 2003 7:45 pm, Dan Norcott wrote:
> I, personally, would rather spend my time wanking into a hat in the mid=
dle
> of Trafalgar Square whilst being pecked to death by pigeons than go...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:41
On 12 Dec 2003 20:01:12 -0000, Mike wrote:
> And you do eh? just what we need a 'know it all'..
> Post where you f'ing want
> t'at
It's quite odd that those in favour of top posting tend to progress...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:34
Well said Mike ;-)
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Subject: RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
>
> And you do eh...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:30
And you do eh? just what we need a 'know it all'..
Post where you f'ing want
t'at
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McGovern
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Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:27
>..............wanking into a hat in the middle of Trafalgar Square
*silence* look at that tumbleweed ;-)
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FN-FORUM: London Meet.
date posted 12th December 2003 19:23
Arg.. Had to rush home & prolly gonna be there for 8.30-9. If anybody is
going & can still read this, could you call me on my mobile 07949 034 391 if
you move from the bricklayers.
Cheers
--
Neeles...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:15
> Lazy.
>
> And annoying.
>
> And you all keep doing it even though you know it annoys people.
>
> That makes it rude.
>
> Merry Christmas.
I'll wager it doesn't annoy people as much as reading this...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:14
Why the self righteous attitude Gerard. You make it sound like you're saying
"I'm right and you're wrong".
Gerard wrote>Try reading next time.
Don't patronise me. You don't know me....
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:04
????? Yeah but you dont have to read one word per line and upside down as
well.
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Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 7:22 PM
Su...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:02
:P from the top
Mike
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Crockford
Sent: 12 December 2003 20:23
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RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:02
>Dom wrote stupidly from the side:
bottom.
the
from
start
to
have
I
context
in
it
understand
to
order
in
and
Yes,
--
5: When responding to a post, delete all information that is not
strictly neces...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:01
> Cause its easy to read for us 'non digest' normal people
>
> LOOK its only one line from the top! wow
>
> Mike
Really, you don't have a clue.
G...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 19:00
> Firstly, I can't see why it would bother you enough to say
> it's a serious question. Secondly, why have you decided to
> pick on me Gerard? If you care to look at the forum messages
> you'll see...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 18:52
On Friday 12 Dec 2003 7:11 pm, Mike wrote:
> Cause its easy to read for us 'non digest' normal people
>
> LOOK its only one line from the top! wow
bottom.
the
from
start
to
have
I
context
in
it
unde...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 18:51
On 12 Dec 2003 19:12:05 -0000, Mike wrote:
> Cause its easy to read for us 'non digest' normal people
> LOOK its only one line from the top! wow
Lazy.
And annoying.
And you all keep doing it even...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 18:48
On 12 Dec 2003 19:07:51 -0000, Dan Cook wrote:
>
> Firstly, I can't see why it would bother you enough to say it's a serious
> question. Secondly, why have you decided to pick on me Gerard? If you
>...
RE: FN-FORUM: Undeliverable Mail
date posted 12th December 2003 18:46
Interesting. Proof? ;-)
Support? I get more support from my bra than I do from them!
Lindsey...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 18:41
Cause its easy to read for us 'non digest' normal people
LOOK its only one line from the top! wow
Mike
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McGovern
Se...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 18:36
Firstly, I can't see why it would bother you enough to say it's a serious
question. Secondly, why have you decided to pick on me Gerard? If you care
to look at the forum messages you'll see that the m...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 18:35
> Serious question Dan, why on earth do you post like this? You
> must have to copy the text from below to then top post and
> then reply to the copy and pasted part with a bottom.
>
> Why oh why o...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 18:35
Yeah, ok. Have you thought about subscribing to 'anal retentive weekly'?
I'm afraid I'm not the infallible Jedi forum poster that you may be. I
suffer from ADHD, and I am going to make mistakes now a...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 18:20
Serious question Dan, why on earth do you post like this? You must have to
copy the text from below to then top post and then reply to the copy and
pasted part with a bottom.
Why oh why oh why?
G...
Re: FN-FORUM: LANCERS PROJECT
date posted 12th December 2003 18:15
Errmmm ... could someone clue me in about this? what is it...?
Ema wrote:
>
> http://www.thelancersproject.com/
>
> dave martin wrote:
>
>> was this ever made into a scrolling image?
>
>
> Em
> --...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 18:07
Dan Cook:
> And yeah I do top-post. That's beacuse I believe it's the best
> way in email based forums.
Try subscribing to the digest, then.
Most people agree that replying to the *correct* message i...
Re: FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 17:49
I think a good website goes a long way to converting clickthroughs into
sales, to get any decent turnaround you need (in my opinion) a damn good
website at the very least, before offering money for va...
RE: FN-FORUM: Seasonal page check
date posted 12th December 2003 17:40
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Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 17:33
> >> Does he come down their chimneys?
> >
> > Only once a year ;)
>
> But when he does he fills your stockings...
Fill them with what? With his own Christmassy excrement in some sort of
kinky, drug...
FN-FORUM: Corporate Site Development Opportunity
date posted 12th December 2003 17:31
Hi
We are looking for a new company web site that we need to be up and =
running
ASAP. Phase 1 of the site will have an initial 15 to 20 pages and will =
need
to be live by mid Jan at the very latest...
Re: FN-FORUM: LANCERS PROJECT
date posted 12th December 2003 17:18
http://www.thelancersproject.com/
dave martin wrote:
> was this ever made into a scrolling image?
Em
--
http://www.webdesign-newcastle.co.uk/ ~ local internet resources
http://www.giglistings.co.uk...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] Phriday Phun
date posted 12th December 2003 17:08
> The pinnacle of web design.
>
> http://zombo.com/
OH...
MY...
GOD.....
**************************
Justin Goring
Design Consultant
www.lightsurgery.co.uk
+44 (0)845 2262 089...
FN-FORUM: Seasonal page check
date posted 12th December 2003 17:04
Can anyone with a spare moment take a look at
http://www.core10.co.uk/xmas/xmas.asp and try putting url or two through
the form field. It's not meant to be particularly robust once you're
into a site...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 16:54
On Dec 12, 2003, at 17:14, Michael Beckett wrote:
>
>> Does he come down their chimneys?
>
> Only once a year ;)
But when he does he fills your stockings...
--
Andy Warwick
Creed New Media....
Re: FN-FORUM: Undeliverable Mail
date posted 12th December 2003 16:46
> Email BY support about it.
Ha, Ha. Just had a very interesting conversation with so called
'support'.
They never heard of blacklisting.
Its the fault of the receiver, nothing to do with Blueyond...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 16:44
>Does he come down their chimneys?
Only once a year ;)
Michael Beckett
Denial Design
http://www.denialdesign.com
---
Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http:/...
RE: FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 16:42
Just wanted to say thanks to all who responded - every comment/observation
made was constructive and helpful, and I shall take it all on board and
attempt to improve the site on that basis.
Thanks ag...
RE: FN-FORUM: BTO Out?
date posted 12th December 2003 16:21
No problem here but I don't use their mail servers
Cheers
Ali
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Templeman
Sent: 12 December 2003 13:41
To: FN-FORU...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] Phriday Phun
date posted 12th December 2003 16:14
wtf!!!
On 12 Dec 2003, at 16:33, Andy Hutchinson wrote:
>
> The pinnacle of web design.
>
> http://zombo.com/
>
> Hutch
>
>
> --
> * The Web Design Business Kit *
> Find out how to price your work...
FN-FORUM: LANCERS PROJECT
date posted 12th December 2003 16:14
was this ever made into a scrolling image?...
RE: FN-FORUM: Undeliverable Mail
date posted 12th December 2003 16:06
>>some idiot entered one or two of the BY servers (typo probably) into this
>>database and it's proving very hard to get them removed.
Once you're on them the only way to get off is by legal action t...
FN-FORUM: [OT] Phriday Phun
date posted 12th December 2003 16:02
The pinnacle of web design.
http://zombo.com/
Hutch...
Re: FN-FORUM: Undeliverable Mail
date posted 12th December 2003 16:00
Exactly what it says. The IP address of the sending (smtp) email server has
been blacklisted by one of the idiot black hole databases and the recipient
uses this blacklist to decide whether or not to...
Re: FN-FORUM: Undeliverable Mail
date posted 12th December 2003 15:44
Lindsey Hill wrote:
> Just had an email bounced back from a client with this message, does
> anyone know what it means?
>
> Diagnostic-Code: smtp;554 The IP Address of the sender (195.188.213.11)
>...
RE: FN-FORUM: Undeliverable Mail
date posted 12th December 2003 15:40
Yup a very agressive implementation of a Spam filter is in place, using a
remotely administered black list.
The admins of these lists are in the habit of blacklisting whole ip ranges
belonging to an...
Re: FN-FORUM: EDS loses Inland Revenue IT contract
date posted 12th December 2003 15:30
What does Kathy think of it - Pam
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FN-FORUM: site promotion
date posted 12th December 2003 15:27
In everyone opinion which is the best policy for site promotion?
A good site design?
Fresh content?
Meta tags continually revised?
Paid submission?
Advertisments (print, etc)?
What are other people...
FN-FORUM: Undeliverable Mail
date posted 12th December 2003 15:26
Just had an email bounced back from a client with this message, does
anyone know what it means?
Diagnostic-Code: smtp;554 The IP Address of the sender (195.188.213.11)
was found in a DNS blacklist...
Re: FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 15:21
Just out of interest, at my company we spend about £500-£700 a week on
google adwords. Our conversion rate is about one half of one percent with an
absolutely terrible website (we are getting it red...
FN-FORUM: OT: reuse of code
date posted 12th December 2003 15:20
friday funny that made me lol.
---------------
The reuse of some code had caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed
forces. As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter
comb...
RE: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 15:13
Sorry - my mails all out of sync at the moment. I thought these went ages
ago.
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From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] On Behalf Of Bob Gentle
Sent: 12 December 2003 15:36...
RE: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 15:05
There are quite a lot on getty images. Is is for a proposal or finial
project. Your client may be willing ot pay for snappy artwork and if it's
for a proposal then copyright does not really apply in...
RE: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 15:05
Go to learjet.com > click on business aircraft > Click on the media centre
link at the bottom of the screen > Click on multimedia library in the
central panel > Take your pick.
Cheers,
Bob.
-----Or...
RE: FN-FORUM:Is your Form Handling Script Secure?
date posted 12th December 2003 14:53
Cheers Ema
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To: FN-FORUM / [EMAIL REMOVED]
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RE: FN-FORUM: seasons cheer..
date posted 12th December 2003 14:53
It takes a certain kind of sick sense of humour to appreciate the happy tree
friends!
Ron
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Olival
Sent: 12 December 20...
Re: FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 14:52
Hi,
Have you actually tried to order something on your site?
I tried to order a premium level hosting one year.
It came up as:
Park domain 0
Hosting premium 149.95
vdfvdfvdfv.com Park domain free 9.5...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 14:48
> i always asked for a scaletrix, and never got one.
A bit late in this discussion but I got a scaletric and never even asked
for one. Mainly because i was the last attempt at a boy after 2 girls so...
Re: FN-FORUM: Peter Kay's universal truths [OT]
date posted 12th December 2003 14:48
Superb.
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Subject: FN-FORUM: Peter Kay's universal truths [OT]
>
> PETER KAYS UNIVERSAL...
RE: FN-FORUM: BTO Out?
date posted 12th December 2003 14:45
Interesting! My exchange is Winton and I'm with BTopenWorld and I've not
suffered an outage... Must be lucky I guess (Then again [Touch wood] I've
always found it very reliable....)
Mark Anderson
012...
FN-FORUM: seasons cheer..
date posted 12th December 2003 14:43
Not for the faint-hearted...
http://web.dkm.cz/koplih/htf/Kringle%20Presents.swf
http://web.dkm.cz/koplih/htf/Kringle%20Tree.swf
http://web.dkm.cz/koplih/htf/Kringle%20Bells.swf
http://web.dkm.cz/kop...
FN-FORUM: Peter Kay's universal truths [OT]
date posted 12th December 2003 14:38
PETER KAYS UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a...
Re: FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 14:37
Hi,
Would agree with too blue comments + no mention of transfer
limits that I could see, generally more of a concern than disk
space I think.
Not sure I would feel happy paying through paypal for a...
Re: FN-FORUM: CMS - Who's the daddy?
date posted 12th December 2003 14:36
dont know if its classed as CMS, but these guys have come onto the market
www.builditonline.net
dont think they are a "daddy" yet
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From: "Derek Almond" [EMAIL REMOVED]...
RE: FN-FORUM: CMS - Who's the daddy?
date posted 12th December 2003 14:25
digimaker
http://www.digimaker.com/dt_front.asp?gid=24&aid=&tgid=39&amid=&g24=x&g3
9=x
Is Very good,...
FN-FORUM: EDS loses Inland Revenue IT contract
date posted 12th December 2003 14:24
But is their successor going to be any better?
http://www.accountingweb.co.uk/item/120666/448
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/53/34400.html
David Nye
http://dnye.co.uk
Business Systems, Dat...
RE: FN-FORUM: BTO Out?
date posted 12th December 2003 14:21
> Anyone else having trouble with BTOpenworld ADSL?
Received this from Nildram support last night, don't know if you're in an
affected region:
.charlie
--
"It's a ritual sacrifice - with pie"
Person...
FN-FORUM: CMS - Who's the daddy?
date posted 12th December 2003 14:19
Hi there
just doing some research on Content Management Sytems. If budget was not a
problem, which CMS should I buy? I would want it to be im asp or.net feature
rich and simply to set up.
Anyone hav...
Re: FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 14:19
Let me just get out my magnifying glass....
The navigations is very confusing. I haven't a clue what are links and
what aren't, the text on the left where I'd usually expect the nav bar
to be isn't...
Re: FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 14:15
I'd start with a logo and a few more colours beyond the blue.
hth,
Darren Yates
[EMAIL REMOVED]
http://dittodesign.co.uk-
www.how-to-make-money-online.info
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From: "KKC...
FN-FORUM: OT: Friday Fun - Not xmas related and clearly very old, but hey, it is Friday
date posted 12th December 2003 14:10
Er, well, maybe Tommy included these in his xmas special?
...
Tommy Cooperisms..........to brighten up the day.
1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana,
press the has...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 14:09
i just had a quick check ;-)
the last maiden album i bought was 'Live After Death' ... which also
happens to be the concert that i went to... i think i became consumed
by the Acid House scene shor...
Re: FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 14:07
Everything seems quite straightforward as far as navigation, but as a site
and look and feel its not very inspiring design wise...and doesn't hold your
attention, and maybe needs 'jazzing' up a bit if...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 14:06
man... i was the freakin hugest maiden fan (aged 11...)
i think i had my first 'alternative' cigarette at a maiden concert...
ahhhh!!
luke
On 12 Dec 2003, at 11:49, Jakob Widerberg wrote:
> an...
RE: FN-FORUM: BTO Out?
date posted 12th December 2003 14:02
Julian
No problem here via Ilfords routers or with a client routing through Ealing other than the normal slowness and [EMAIL REMOVED] mail delays
Alan S
On 12 December 2003 13:41, Julian Templeman...
FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 14:00
Hi all -
We've put up a site to sell hosting and domain registration and decided to
give Google AdWords a go. The cost-per-click is quite high (given the
keywords of 'cheap web hosting' and 'web ho...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 14:00
is this getting too smutty?
Carrie
On Friday 12 December 2003 2:09 pm, you wrote:
> > > Why is Santa always smiling at Christmas?
> > >
> > > Cos he knows where all the naughty girls stay.
> >
>...
FN-FORUM: Site 'evaluation' please ....!
date posted 12th December 2003 13:54
Hi all -
We've put up a site to sell hosting and domain registration and decided to
give Google AdWords a go. The cost-per-click is quite high (given the
keywords of 'cheap web hosting' and 'web ho...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden - great new music
date posted 12th December 2003 13:46
On Friday, Dec 12, 2003, at 13:15 Europe/London, Jakob Widerberg wrote:
> 12 years old, I picked up Power Slave at a friends house and
> subsequently
> spent a whole summer listening to Aces High......
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 13:44
Although I agree the Blaze stuff was just comical - kinda like
Marillion without Fish, simply plain wrong.
:o
Marillion are so much better without Fish! No albums about his divorce
for starters!! Ev...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 13:42
Di'Anno's still going, cleaned up his act a few years back and now tours
all the time in america doing his own stuff and a few maiden covers...
And for all you Bruce fans out there don't forget that...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 13:40
Dan Norcott wrote:
> I'll warm your chestnuts alright.
There's an offer I think I can safely refuse. ;-)
Matt...
RE: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 13:39
Go to learjet.com > click on business aircraft > Click on the media centre
link at the bottom of the screen > Click on multimedia library in the
central panel > Take your pick.
Cheers,
Bob.
-----Or...
RE: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 13:38
> > Why is Santa always smiling at Christmas?
> >
> > Cos he knows where all the naughty girls stay.
>
> Does he come down their chimneys?
*boom, boom*
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Bec...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 13:37
>Does he come down their chimneys?
And empties his sacks
Ha Ha ;-)...
Re: FN-FORUM: Meeting in Manchester?
date posted 12th December 2003 13:36
[EMAIL REMOVED] wrote:
> Darren Spink - ARKAD it Solutions wrote:
>> I'm gonna try and get there....train from Leeds again :-) not sure
>> how sober I will be though, xmas party Friday night..... Is...
Re: FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 13:32
> Why is Santa always smiling at Christmas?
>
> Cos he knows where all the naughty girls stay.
Does he come down their chimneys?...
FN-FORUM: Another xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 13:26
Why is Santa always smiling at Christmas?
Cos he knows where all the naughty girls stay....
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 13:25
> Ice cream? In this weather? How about some warm chestnuts and hot
> chocolate? :-)
>
> Matt
I'll warm your chestnuts alright.
(etc)...
Re: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 13:25
It states their images are copyright, even though their there for media use
and publication.
Best Regards
D Thomas
http://www.thomas-design.co.uk
[EMAIL REMOVED]
t - 0870 162 0723
----- Original Me...
Re: FN-FORUM:Is your Form Handling Script Secure?
date posted 12th December 2003 13:22
On Friday 12 Dec 2003 8:46 am, Steve P wrote:
> I was shocked at this for a few reasons, firstly that some malicious li=
ttle
> s#*t was responsible for using my site to send Spam, secondly that I wa=...
Re: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 13:21
Where are all the images Bob?, cant seem to find any
Best Regards
D Thomas
http://www.thomas-design.co.uk
[EMAIL REMOVED]
t - 0870 162 0723
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bob Gentle" [EMAIL RE...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 13:18
Anyone know what Di'Anno is doing now? Is he lying in a ditch
somewhere? Bruce Dickinson still looks about 25, it's ridiculous - he's
far too healthy for the rock life
On Friday, December 12, 2003,...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 13:17
Dan Norcott wrote:
> I have created a special fenced off area in my back garden, next to the
> bouncy castle, where you guys can go and sort this out. Ice cream will be
> provided at regular interva...
Re: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 13:16
Well in between Neath and Swansea yeah
Best Regards
D Thomas
http://www.thomas-design.co.uk
[EMAIL REMOVED]
t - 0870 162 0723
----- Original Message -----
From: "John Murphy" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [...
FN-FORUM: BTO Out?
date posted 12th December 2003 13:10
Anyone else having trouble with BTOpenworld ADSL?
It disappeared mid-morning yesterday and hasn't come back yet.... the
Btofaq site shows a whole raft of servers out, but (of course) the
official sta...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 13:08
Jakob Widerberg wrote:
> Seriously... Di'anno?
Not for professionalism, naturally :)
I got into Maiden via the first two albums (because of my age I
guess), and I quite like the slightly darker to...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 13:07
Hell yeah !!
The teen angst stuff is rather tedious for the older mosher ;-)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Daniel Robinson" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
Sent: Friday, December 12, 200...
FN-FORUM: [OT] - B&B's lake district
date posted 12th December 2003 12:59
Hi All,
I was wondering if any of the list members know of any good B&B's that they
can recommend around the lake district that are open over the Christmas
period. It is only for two people and for a...
FN-FORUM: CSS2, XHTML 1.0 strict and aligning my bottom!
date posted 12th December 2003 12:56
OK, using a variant of the "how to do a form in CSS" code I need to
have two adjacent content blocks within a parent block which will
align to the bottom of the parent (the parent is actually a child...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 12:53
I was never familiar with Paul Di'Anno... I was a Maiden fan during the
DIckinson / Spandex period. That's why I love The Darkness.. rock as it
should be!!
On Friday, December 12, 2003, at 01:15 P...
Re: FN-FORUM: Scanners
date posted 12th December 2003 12:48
I bought an Epson Perfection 1260 scanner, which also came with OCR
software. Very pleased with it, at £99 or thereabouts.
John
----- Original Message -----
From: "Charlotte Owen" [EMAIL REMOVED]...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 12:47
Bruce left Maiden!
Shit that's like Lemmy leaving Motorhead.. Or Sting leaving the Police. Not
the same band..
On 12/12/03 1:12 pm, "Michael Beckett" [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote:
>
> Yeah but when Bruce...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 12:44
Seriously... Di'anno?
Well, that's just.. like.. your opinion, man...
He drank to the point where he fell off the stage, whereas Dickinson had
that fencing thing going (olympic team level!) and see...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 12:42
Rules, Shmools.........
----- Original Message -----
From: "Dom" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 12:39 PM
Subject: Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
On Friday 12 Dec...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 12:41
Yeah but when Bruce left and Blaze from wolfsbane joined the albums were
really bad so it wasn't the same without Bruce :D
Michael Beckett
Denial Design
http://www.denialdesign.com
Who hasn't been t...
RE: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 12:30
I found this.
http://www.learjet.com/index.jsp?id=3_0&lang=en&file=/en/3_0/3_2/3_2.jsp
As its for promo use you should be able to use it.
Cheers.
Bob.
-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL REMO...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 12:26
I'm missing Maiden on this tour.. gutted.. truly an awesome live band.
My first post on here BTW, hello everyone :)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Pete Croft" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [EMAIL REMOV...
Re: FN-FORUM: Client Q&A
date posted 12th December 2003 12:26
Thanks, I got them ;-)
Lists wrote:
> I got them all. If you want them, I'm stick them on my server so you can get
> them.
Em
--
http://www.webdesign-newcastle.co.uk/ ~ local internet resources
http...
Re: FN-FORUM: Webalizer setup
date posted 12th December 2003 12:23
Bob Gentle wrote:
> Anyone know how I go about setting up webalizer to ignore hits or visits to
> the stat page.
It depends on your setup but a good place to start would be:
http://www.mrunix.net/we...
Re: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 12:17
Hey there..
I'll have a look round for you..
You want a picture of a jet or like drawing of a jet?
Any jet in particular?
Danny
----- Original Message -----
From: "Thomas Design" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To:...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 12:17
> i will pay postage for yours dan... just to help you free up some space...
Oi - hands off, my nipper baggsied it first. :)...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 12:14
> PILE ON!!!...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 12:14
Jakob Widerberg wrote:
> Maiden is back in their original (as we know them) setup plus an additional
> guitarist... it just wasn't the same without Dickinson...
HERETIC! Bruce Dickinson is a poncy...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 12:13
> Ice cream will be provided at regular intervals.
Raspberry sauce and a flake please :>...
RE: FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 12:12
Noting to do with the Jet but are you based in Swansea out of interest?
John
-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Thomas
Design
Sent: 12 December 2003 12:36
To:...
FN-FORUM: Webalizer setup
date posted 12th December 2003 12:11
Anyone know how I go about setting up webalizer to ignore hits or visits to
the stat page.
Cheers,
Bob.
-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] On Behalf Of Andy
Stafford
S...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 12:09
On Friday 12 Dec 2003 12:10 pm, Dan Cook wrote:
> And yeah I do top-post. That's beacuse I believe it's the best way in e=
mail
> based forums. But hey each to their own, it's just my opinion.
Read:...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 12:08
i always asked for a scaletrix, and never got one.
i will pay postage for yours dan... just to help you free up some space...
;-)
and you will probably be doing me a favour by shattering another of...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 12:07
On Friday 12 Dec 2003 12:05 pm, Daniel Robinson wrote:
> Is this Maiden with Bruce Dickinson in the line up?=20
Yup, he's taking time off from the day job.
(Flying 737s, for those that don't know)....
FN-FORUM: Corporate Jet Image
date posted 12th December 2003 12:05
Hi all
I'm trying to find without luck so far, a real smart corporate jet image for
a site I'm doing, it has to be a nice sharp one, anyone got one!?
Best Regards
D Thomas
http://www.thomas-design...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 12:04
BUNDLE!!!
-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] Behalf Of Matt
Townsend
Sent: 12 D...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:51
> Ps. I do apologise if my original xmas joke offended any one-legged
> Beatle sympathisers - I laid awake last night worrying that the drop off
> in posts to the forum was all my fault, and due to a...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:51
>I also got a=20
> Scalectrix set.
> With a Dunlop bridge. Magic.
Every year my mother would force me to sit on some bearded fake santa in
some stale smelling groto.
[this kind of thing is probably -...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:45
> I have created a special fenced off area in my back garden,=20
> next to the
> bouncy castle, where you guys can go and sort this out. Ice=20
> cream will be
> provided at regular intervals.
I hav...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 11:42
Maiden is back in their original (as we know them) setup plus an additional
guitarist... it just wasn't the same without Dickinson...
--
[EMAIL REMOVED]
+44(0)7803 299 522
From: "Daniel Robinson" [...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:41
> So in a nutshell, what are you babbling about?
I'm not fucking babbling. I wasn't even replying directly to you, but to
whoever top-posted the punchline. Ok it was slightly wrong, but it hardly
mad...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:40
> I remember having a bouncy castle at my birthday when I was 6 or 7. It was
> honestly the best thing since sliced bread. I also got a Scalectrix set.
> With a Dunlop bridge. Magic.
>
> G
My brother...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:35
> I have created a special fenced off area in my back garden,
> next to the bouncy castle, where you guys can go and sort
> this out. Ice cream will be provided at regular intervals.
I remember ha...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 11:35
I bought Funeral for a Friend's album, after a recommendation, and I
was a bit disappointed - all the tracks sound exactly the bleeding
same. Gimme Muse any day of the week
Is this Maiden with Bruc...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:29
This used to work in school, just wondering if this will work here too....
PILE ON!!!
(Sorry, it is friday)
> > Thanks for ruining the joke by top-posting the punchline.
>
> This coming from...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:29
LOL.
Who said that Christmas spirit is dead ;-)
Many thanks,
J S...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:25
> > Thanks for ruining the joke by top-posting the punchline.
>
> This coming from Mr Top Post himself.
>
> Are you talking to me there, because your email is a reply to my email? I
> didn't post top...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:20
> Thanks for ruining the joke by top-posting the punchline.
This coming from Mr Top Post himself.
Are you talking to me there, because your email is a reply to my email? I
didn't post top post, Pam...
FN-FORUM: [OT] maiden
date posted 12th December 2003 11:18
anyone else off to see iron maiden @ earls court tonight?
haven't seen them live (or bought their albums for that matter) since my
last metal period (at the age of 12), i'm sooooo excited (nostalgia...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:12
Thanks for ruining the joke by top-posting the punchline.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Gerard McGovern" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 11:20 AM
Subject:...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 11:09
Sorry - I hadn't scrolled to the bottom so I didn't see the answer - OOPS -
Pam
----- Original Message -----
From: "Gerard McGovern" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
Sent: Friday, December 12, 20...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 10:50
> "DEEP AND CRISP AND EVEN" - Pam
erm, well done.
G...
RE: FN-FORUM: Scanners
date posted 12th December 2003 10:32
> My mummy's buying me a scanner for Christmas
> :) Its gotta be USB and under roughly £150.
I got a Canon Lide 50 scanner for about £70. Lovely scan quality, looks fab
and is ultra-thin. It's powe...
Re: FN-FORUM: Meeting in Manchester?
date posted 12th December 2003 09:49
Darren Spink - ARKAD it Solutions wrote:
> I'm gonna try and get there....train from Leeds again :-) not sure
> how sober I will be though, xmas party Friday night..... Is Rick
> going ??
Dont know...
Re: FN-FORUM:Is your Form Handling Script Secure?
date posted 12th December 2003 09:46
Was it this NMS script you were using?
nms - web scripts written by experts - recommended by Matt as
replacement for formmail!
http://nms-cgi.sourceforge.net/
Steve P wrote:
> So has anyone else ha...
RE: FN-FORUM:Is your Form Handling Script Secure?
date posted 12th December 2003 09:44
Hi Steve,
sorry to hear about your problems with spammers and your isp. spammers
really are a lower life form.
you might find the following article interesting
http://www.securityfocus.com/guest/240...
Re: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 09:41
"DEEP AND CRISP AND EVEN" - Pam
----- Original Message -----
From: "Derek Almond" [EMAIL REMOVED]
To: [EMAIL REMOVED]
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 9:55 AM
Subject: RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
>...
FN-FORUM: OT - Friday timewaster
date posted 12th December 2003 09:39
http://www.ertdfgcvb.ch/p1/fan_and_ball.html
Karl...
RE: FN-FORUM: [OT] xmas joke
date posted 12th December 2003 09:26
>>>Hooray, a Christmas Joke!
Oooh can I do mine now then ?
How does k king wenceslas like his pizzas ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deep pan , crisp and even
Boom, Tish!!!
Dec (gets coat)...
FN-FORUM:Is your Form Handling Script Secure?
date posted 12th December 2003 08:16
Hi,
Yesterday I had a pretty frustrating day as all my sites had gone down,
about 20 in all. I had several clients ringing up wanting to know why they
couldn't see their site. So when checking all I g...
RE: FN-FORUM: Zen Cart
date posted 12th December 2003 07:53
as far as I know not all the modules are ready. They advised me NOT to use
it for a live site until it is officially released.
Andrew
_________________________
Andrew Wilson Productions
Web Design &...
FN-FORUM: Public journals
date posted 12th December 2003 03:31
Hi all,
As some of you may know I wrote/write and operate http://EasyPicHost.com
...
I've set up a couple of the journals with so anyone can send to them via
email.... which you can do if you have a...
Re: FN-FORUM: Meeting in Manchester?
date posted 12th December 2003 00:24
Look forward to meeting up with you again and topping up your
alcohol levels. :)
As for Rick he's penciled in but not definate yet.
regards,
Darren Yates
[EMAIL REMOVED]
http://dittodesign.co.uk
ww...
RE: FN-FORUM: Meeting in Manchester?
date posted 12th December 2003 00:03
I'm gonna try and get there....train from Leeds again :-) not sure how =
sober
I will be though, xmas party Friday night..... Is Rick going ??
Regards
=20
Darren Spink
TEL: +44(0)113 253 4750
FAX:...
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