RE: FN-FORUM: Fookin cats

date posted 15th August 2004 11:25

Hangings to good for the little sod

I suggest finding a small room and seeing if there is enough room to "swing
a cat"

-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL REMOVED] [EMAIL REMOVED] On Behalf Of John Kyle
Sent: 15 August 2004 12:00
To: FN-FORUM / [EMAIL REMOVED]
Subject: FN-FORUM: Fookin cats


Definately not my weekend..... after getting a UDI on friday (unidentified
drinking injury) - I have a burned imprint on my palm that looks like the
frying pan handle my cat tried to murder me last night, little bastard.
Pulled a 1.5 X 1 mtre mirror off the wall that hit me on the head, gouged a
chunk out of my arm and the frame broke into bits. To add insult to injury I
had to glue it back together s we are in a rented house!!! Cat made a bolt
for it a cleared the scene as soon as the mirror started coming off the
wall. Attempted murder thats what I accused him of little bugger

Best Regards

John


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