Re: FN-FORUM: Joke

date posted 19th August 2004 15:33

On 19 Aug 2004, at 15:54, Marc Lemmon wrote a blonde joke...

Here's my favourite blonde joke...

Three blondes walk into a pub and order a round of drinks. They get
served, then go and take a table in the corner. As they sit down, one
of the three proposes a toast, and all three raise their glasses, and
with a cheer yell "6 months!".

A little while later one of the blondes comes to the bar and orders
another round. Again, she takes it back to the table and the glasses
are raised with another cry of "6 months!"

Finally, the landlord can bear it no more, and when one of the group
comes to the bar to order yet another round, he asks:

"I couldn't help but notice, but you seem to be celebrating something.
And you keep toasting to '6 months'. May I ask what you are so pleased
about?"

"That's easy," says the blonde, "we are part of a jigsaw club, and we
get together every week to work on a jigsaw together. We've just
finished the latest one and so we are celebrating."

"Ah, I see. But why the toast to '6 months' with every round of drinks?"

"Ah, that's because we are so pleased we how quickly we completed it;
it says 3-5 years on the box."

:)

Apologies to any blondes in the audience...

Cheers

--
Andy Warwick
Creed New Media.