Re: FN-FORUM: headless imac in next two weeks?

date posted 4th January 2005 22:06

On 4 Jan 2005 21:09:44 -0000, nick b [EMAIL REMOVED] wrote:

> what is it with Mac people and drooling... they're always associated in
> my mind.. :-)
>
Hmmm ... serious or flippant answer?

a) we don't get out much
b) we don't have lives
c) 20 years ago Apple developed proprietary subliminal technology that
they built into every Mac which causes anyone who works with one for
any length of time to develop an obsessive, almost religious
attachment for that multinational corporation's products. This is
evidenced by the Mac user's willingness to pay inflated prices for
what is - after all - just a machine. Moreover, the state of nirvana
induced by the 'reality distortion field' built into every Mac causes
the Mac user to slag off the computing products of other multinational
corporations and even experience feelings of nausea and disgust at the
thought of having to use non Apple products.

Now Nick, why not come to the next beer night and Luke and Chris and
Neelesh and myself will 'initiate' you. Don't worry about what Luke's
doing behind your back - he's just taking your wallet over to the
Apple Store on Regent Street.

Anyway, enough chitchat - I've three new PC viruses to finish up and
unleash as part of the never ending war against the Infidel. Luke -
how're those new Trojan horses coming along?

:-p

Hey - someone's got to help John Anderson pay his newly acquired mortgage ;-)

... Dave

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