FN-FORUM: [OT] - Friday joke, bound upset someone.

date posted 7th January 2005 12:29

If you don't find it funny don't blame me for your lack of sense of
humour. :D

Chaz.



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Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for
the imminent birth of their respective children. One is an Englishman,
one a Welshman and the other a Jamaican. They are all very nervous and
pacing the floor. All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double
doors saying "Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all
had their babies within 5 minutes of each other."

The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy.

"And", said the doctor, "They have all had little boys."

The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over.

"However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the
confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery
and would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help
identify them."

With that the Englishman raced past the doctor and bolted to the
nursery.
Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying,
"There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!" The doctor looked
bewildered and said, "Well sir of all the babies I would have thought
that maybe this child could be of Jamaican descent." "True", said the
Englishman, "but one of the other two is Welsh and I'm not taking the
risk."