Re: FN-FORUM: Friday Amusement

date posted 29th June 2007 10:54

Its my birthday, lend us a tenner as you're now minted?? ;)

Oh, Condolences for your loss of course.... Cough

S

On 29 Jun 2007, at 11:06, dylan wrote:

>
> Here's something to amuse you all this Friday. Apparently I'm a
> millionaire...:)
>
> D.
>
>
> Dear Friend,
> PRIVATE AND URGENT.
>
> I am Mr.Alexa Pilchard, and I work for Barclays Bank London =20
> UK, I
> was the account officer to a deceased account, one of our foreign
> customers. While he banked with us, we oversaw his accounts and
> other official obligations as my office demanded being his accounts
> officer.Unfortunately, he died together with his entire family in
> the plane crash of 31 October, 1999 on board the Egyptian Airline
> 990 alongside other passengers.
>
> Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come
> forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. We cannot release
> the fund from hisaccount unless someone applies for claim as the
> next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated according to the law, Most
> likely, if there are next of kin, they all get an equal share. If
> there are (mysteriously) no next of kin (claiming or otherwise),
> the money goes to the state government.
>
> Having made a very frenetic and exhaustive search for any family
> member that would lay claim to this fund, I decided to take my
> chance with you. I now seek your permission to have you stand as
> next of kin to the deceased as I have all documentations including
> his certified Death Certificate that will facilitate your stand as
> next of kin to him as he had a closing balance of =A315,000,000.00
> (Fifteen million Pounds Sterling) here in our bank in London. I also
> have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any
> member of deceased family to become beneficiary of this fund.
>
> If this proposal is acceptable by you, please send your reply =20=

> to me
> as soon as possible so as to enable us commence.
> Please reply to my E-mail: [EMAIL REMOVED]
> Regards,
> Mr.Alexa Pilchard
>
>
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